Sunday, August 3, 2008


Do you know that thing? Add the name of your childhood pet to the name of the street you grew up on--that's your porn name.

I could be Princess Hudson, Fluffy Hudson, Toby Hudson... There were so many dogs over my childhood. The neighborhood ruffian, Frisky, taught each one of them to chase cars and they all died trying. Except Princess. She went nuts and ran away. Dad found her after a couple of weeks and brought her home, but she reacted wildly and ran off again with him chasing her unsuccessfully. I think she had had enough. I understood.

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